drunk, queer, naked, slutty, loud, and completely full of shit
truly, the greatest role he has every portrayed
The three genders: lords, ladies, and not-sitting-on-a-cushion
Gender of the day: proletariat
This is from A Knight’s Tale, for those in the notes asking.
He plays Geoffrey Chaucer.
Yes, that Chaucer. He who wrote the Canterbury Tales.
“I’m totally normal about this show”
Dear reader, they were, in fact, not normal about this show
Wei Wuxian: Do you want a kiss?
Lan Wangji: *no hesitation* Yes.
Wei Wuxain: Wow, I didn't know you had such a sweet tooth. I'll give you two.
Wei Wuxian: *hands Lan Wangji 2 Hershey's Kisses*
Lan Wangji: Oh...you meant candy. I knew that.
If your 13 or older and still sleep with a stuffed animal please rb this im tryna prove a point to my friend.
It sounds like your friends suck
ALT
Gordon and Scott. Scott is very, very done with supply shopping, but he promised Gordon quality time hunting for an "I'm sorry I spilled juice on your sketch" present for Virgil.
And Gordon buy the last one, of course…
Inevitably!
Can't mansplain manipulate manslaughter my way out of this one
Manwhore it is then
Ma'am, please. That's not me.
Malewife?
Hey, you!
Yes, you - fellow tumblr person.
You're great and I'm so glad you're here. I'm so very grateful for all the content you create and share for me to see.
Thank you for the pictures and videos and songs.
Thank you for the little snippets of your life that you share - good and bad - for the laughs and the tears.
Thank you for the fics you write, for the art you create, for the gifs and memes you make - for the countless, agonising hours you spend on these little gems and for releasing them out into the big, wide world.
Thank you for supporting, liking, reblogging my posts.
Thank you for being here in this weird, wonderful community with me.
Hey, you! I love that you're here!
It's been a year - time to say it again!
It can’t have been a year, can it ?
This is just a reminder to everyone out there who gets annoyed by safety laws. They exist for a reason, and if you don't want to follow them at least make sure to have the decency to only hurt yourself.
bi-wan
